Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Audrina Patridge (OfficialAudrina) on Twitter



Did anyone know that Audrina Patridge is going to be staring in a sequel... to Honey??

She just tweeted about it




WHY??

Couldnt she be content being dumb on MTV??   She's a real piece of work...

At least we know no one is gonna watch this!

this is going to be a trainwreck. And I'm pretty sure I'm good at PREDICTING THIS STUFF!


Friday, May 28, 2010

Heidi and Spencer Call It Quits!

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Soooo heres something we didnt see coming:  MTV's reality nightmares Spencer and Heidi Pratt have split up!

Whew! It's about time!

This comes days after Heidi's mysterious "I Am Woman" tweet: "I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi Montag."

And it all makes sense now!

Heidi's reps told TMZ on Friday,
"Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls."

Wait-- Is this a recent thing?  Because I'm pretty sure White Beard has been throwing Heidi under the bus for years now!

But there's more good news for Heidi, who, thanks to her new grapefruit-sized bubbies, now looks like an Icelandic hooker!  Heidi's reps go on to say that she is now looking for a place of her own and "wants to focus on her acting career."

SCORE!  Now homegirl can put her REAL talents to use!  Maybe now she can play Jenna Jameson in a Lifetime Original Movie!
Imagine what kind of babies they would've spawned!

It's about time Heidi wisened up, but to tell you the truth, there are a few things I'm going to miss... hating about Speidi!



  • I'll miss hating their constant, PDA
Though something tells me that, like the warmth I feel in my heart after watching High School Musical, this feeling won't last for long..
  
Because just like the worst case of jock itch, Spencer and Heidi have a way of coming back when you least expect it!
  

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Pre-Summer Tunezzz

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One thing I love doing during the hot summer months is going to summer concerts and festivals. 

Whether they're in a crowded city park or in some far-flung country field, these outdoor music fests are an excuse for all you die-hard fans to lose your voice, not shower for days, and let out that rable-rousing, closeted band freak that you keep pent up for the sake of public appearances! 

Two bands that I'm trying to see this summer are  Local Natives and Empire of the Sun.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

No Mo' Fox



Transformers 3 starts filming this summer!  But this time, filming for the explosive Michael Bay movie will go on without the hard-to-miss presence of the narcissistic, bird brained, media-wench, Megan Fox.  


Fox's representatives say the 23 year old hot bod has made the decision not to return on her own, saying "She wishes the franchise the best."


Now if there's one thing I hate more than a liar, it's a bad liar... with a studder.  If I wanted to hear that kind of jibber jab, I would've gone to an AA meeting.  

I'm no media professional, but I'm gonna guess that the decision probably has more to do with...




  • or maybe (just maybe) it's just because she plain-old sucks??

The search is now on to find a new leading lady to fill Fox's size 7 clodhoppers as Shia LaBeouf's love interest.  Producers are considering gals like Scarlett Johansen, Amanda Seyfried, and Miley Cyrus...  Imagine!

But for those of you weeping inside for Ms. Fox's absence, don't worry, you'll be able to see her this summer in the movie that's sure to be a blockbuster, Jonah Hex!
And if it's anything like that work of art, Jennifer's Body, I think Fox will do juuuust fine!


I'm Baaack!



There are many things I love about the warm spring and summer months;


  • Gorging to your heart's content at awkward family bbq's 
  • oh-so-short jean shorts 
  • and all the embarrassing, drunken parents who take advantage of the extra hours of daylight to go buckwild at six flags.


School is out for summer and yes, that means I'm poor, jobless, and facing a whopper of a recession, but it also means that I can finally get back to the thing that matters the most.. no, I'm not talking about going green!  I'm talking about this blooog!

SO, this summer, you can expect Toy Story 3, The Hills finally ending, more Twilight and Shrek movies, and more Toast of Today!


Enjoy those shorts!

ADIOS!

Friday, March 12, 2010

Hold Your Horses' Art-Savy Music Video

For those of you who've spent hours in an Art Appreciation class wondering "How is this going to enrich my life?", prepare to be enriched.

In the colorful new music video for their song "70 Million", French band, Hold Your Horses globbed on  some make-up and threw on a wig or two to re-enact scenes from many of the famous works of art we've grown to love... or scratch our heads at.



Thursday, March 4, 2010

Alex Jolicoeur Tries Chat Roulette

So, lately, everyone has been talking about that homespun website, Chat Roulette that was started by that Russian kid. (You know the one)

Well, if you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what I’m talking about, Chat Roulette is a new, fun, and usually creepy website sets people up from around the world for random video chat.


I was told beforehand, that while the site is oodles of fun, it’s mostly full of horndogs looking for girls to flash their boobs, creeps in masks, and random dudes with their yoinkers out on cam…

Buuut because I never listen to the talk of the town, I decided to figure out for myself, exactly what was keeping my friends locked in their rooms for hours at a time!






Right off the bat, I found some colorful new characters!


There are some folks who just want some random cheerful banter

It took no time for me to find a creep in the darkness






(F9!!!!!!!!)

And a ghoulish man-chest.
The later it got, the more peens came out.

I even had an almost celebrity citing!!!
(such a fan)

But seriously, I actually did meet a lot of cool people and have several sweet conversations.


but you just can't let them get too far!

Then I found some real awesome heroes!

Who got me thinking... How could I get the most out of chat roulette??
Then I realized.. Costumesss!


BTW: I'm Scorpion, from Mortal Kombat, for those of you who know nothing about life.

Right away, I was recognised!

I even scared a few jabronies.

NOT surprisingly, many folks even wanted to BE me!!!

Though, some people didnt have a clue.

It didnt take long for me to make some enemies...

Some people thought I was a terrorist, and wanted me dead... like this hot mess, who just signed up for the marine corps.
I feel safer already!

But after hours of chat roulette, I was more confused than ever!
>> Why was it that no one I wanted to talk to, wanted to talk to me?

>> And why were old men on this site at 3:00 in the morning? I mean.. I'm a bored college kid with no life, shouldn't they have jobs to get up for in the morning??

>> And why on earth would anyone think that the Taliban are going to be using chat roulette to get their message out to the world?

"Oook.. I guess I'll just keep pressing F9 till I find one of my Jihad homies.."

"Hey! Whats up dude!"




Wrong!

But I dont judge!



(actually, I judge a lot)


In the end, I realized that despite all the obscene male nudity, chat roulette is a wonderful place where curious young minds and skeezy old creeps can meet to have unforgetable conversation!


If word gets out about this little jem, it might just put Chucky Cheese out of business!

The Monster site, itself: http://chatroulette.com/

good luck.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Marion Cotillard in AnOther Magazine

  

This issue of AnOther magazine features an interview and photo spread of Public Enemies star,  Marion Cotillard.  In the fluxus inspired photo shoot, the beautiful French actress dons clothing by designers like Dior, Marc Jacobs, Prada, and Comme Des Garçon.

take a look.








Web site: http://www.anothermag.com/
Photography: Craig McDean
Styling: Olivier Rizzo
Hair: Odile Gilbert at Exposure

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

ARTISTS 2 Watch: Tyler Shields

TYLER SHIELDS is a cool artist who isnt afraid to play with fire.  After working with celebrities such as Matt Dallas, Rainn Wilson, My Chemical Romance, Zachary Quinto, Brittany Snow and the babes from Twilight, Shields' provocative portfolio of photographs, advertisements, and video portraits has become a feast for the eyes that the highest of celebrity profiles are vying to become a part of.
Shields, who is based in the sun-drenched city of Los Angeles, has a knack for using people, elements, and familiar faces to capture wild concepts such as greed, love, lust and death and neatly packing them in his photo series (one to definitely check out is the "Kills" series).  The photos are beautiful, piercing, engaging and ironic.

But Shields doesn't stop!  Today, you can find him working on his new book "The Dirty Side of Glamor", a new photo series, and a gallery, which Shields says will be open in 2010.

Working with blood, defying gravity, rolling in the mud and playing with fire are activities that most shy away from but Shields' use of the aforementioned has  had  blazing results.