Thursday, May 20, 2010

No Mo' Fox

Transformers 3 starts filming this summer!  But this time, filming for the explosive Michael Bay movie will go on without the hard-to-miss presence of the narcissistic, bird brained, media-wench, Megan Fox.  

Fox's representatives say the 23 year old hot bod has made the decision not to return on her own, saying "She wishes the franchise the best."

Now if there's one thing I hate more than a liar, it's a bad liar... with a studder.  If I wanted to hear that kind of jibber jab, I would've gone to an AA meeting.  

I'm no media professional, but I'm gonna guess that the decision probably has more to do with...

  • or maybe (just maybe) it's just because she plain-old sucks??

The search is now on to find a new leading lady to fill Fox's size 7 clodhoppers as Shia LaBeouf's love interest.  Producers are considering gals like Scarlett Johansen, Amanda Seyfried, and Miley Cyrus...  Imagine!

But for those of you weeping inside for Ms. Fox's absence, don't worry, you'll be able to see her this summer in the movie that's sure to be a blockbuster, Jonah Hex!
And if it's anything like that work of art, Jennifer's Body, I think Fox will do juuuust fine!

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