Celia Steps Out

WOW! Tonight was a crazy little episode of top model!
I'm trying to remember stuff about the photoshoots, but all I can remember is the ballsy move by Cyborg Celia at the end! I'll get to that! So first thing in the episode, Tahlia is alread opening her mouth to winge about her suckiness! I cant take it anymore!!! I wanted to jump into the TV screen and punch her in the back of the neck!! So I know I'm not being mean because everyone else in the model house feels the exact same way, even Owl girl!

Benny Ninja's bony self was on this episode... again.. teaching the girls how to pose. Whats new? So he brought the girls down to a swanky place on his side of town, AKA a drag club, where the models had to put on blonde wigs, walk down a runway and pose in front of a rowdy mob of crossdressing spectators who booed, cat called, and snapped their fingers when felt it was appropriate. Sandra, who usually looks like Sisco, looked more like RuPaul with her blonde wig

How Fo Got Her Groove Back

Ok tonight’s top model was soo much better than last week! For one, Fo got her act together and turned out an awesome photo and for.. two.. well that’s it.

First off, Ms. Jay decided to dress up as some kind of cracked out charm school leader while he taught them how to walk. Natalie, the girl with scruffy eye brows, told everyone that she’s a pro and that she’s better than everyone.. and she kind of is.. but she’s a snot, so we don’t like her. And Chantal and Bianca (who beat up the big haired girl from hairspray) came on the show and showed everyone that Top Model can take them places in life!!! OW OW! Ann "Choke-on-it" Shoket came on. I'm pretty sure this is her only job because she’s always on top model. Then Teyona got her hair did... But it looks exactly the same way that it did before. Bummer. Am I right?!

Model Make-Overs

Here are the make overs from this week of America's Next Top Model!
I guess you can decide who looks great and who looks gross.

A Modelesque Night

Tonight was the season premiere of America's Next Top Model and Make Me a Supermodel!

On Top Model, tryouts were held this year at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas, giving the first week a theme of “Greek goddesses” complete with golden crowns, white togas, and gladiator sandals. As usual, Tyra Bank’s larger than life personality was the star with her big eyes, flailing arms, and twisted expressions. It didnt take long for Tyra's "Mother Love" personality to come out, coaxing girls to break down in tears and tell their life stories. 18 year old Tahlia wowed the judges with her confidence when she showed up to auditions in her bathing suit exposing her body which was covered in burns she sustained in an childhood accident.