Heidi and Spencer Call It Quits!

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Soooo heres something we didnt see coming:  MTV's reality nightmares Spencer and Heidi Pratt have split up!

Whew! It's about time!

This comes days after Heidi's mysterious "I Am Woman" tweet: "I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi Montag."

And it all makes sense now!

Heidi's reps told TMZ on Friday,

"Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls."

Wait-- Is this a recent thing?  Because I'm pretty sure White Beard has been throwing Heidi under the bus for years now!

But there's more good news for Heidi, who, thanks to her new grapefruit-sized bubbies, now looks like an Icelandic hooker!  Heidi's reps go on to say that she is now looking for a place of her own and "wants to focus on her acting career."

SCORE!  Now homegirl can put her REAL talents to use!  Maybe now she can play Jenna Jameson in a Lifetime Original Movie!

Imagine what kind of babies they would've spawned!

It's about time Heidi wisened up, but to tell you the truth, there are a few things I'm going to miss... hating about Speidi!

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  I'll miss hating their constant, PDA

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  I'll miss hating their mindless publicity stunts

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  I'll miss loathing Spencer's ghostly beard and random freak outs

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  and I'll even their times frolicking at the beach. (a lot)

Though something tells me that, like the warmth I feel in my heart after watching High School Musical, this feeling won't last for long..

  

Because just like the worst case of jock itch, Spencer and Heidi have a way of coming back when you least expect it!